Sunday, May 2, 2010

(ALL EXCEPT MY YOUNGEST) SISTERS WEEKEND

The weekend started out with Bumma's  pet
(which you may remember from Bumma Gets A Pet)
deciding to make an entrance INSIDE
the house this year.
Briqelle came running into my bedroom before daylight,
or at least it seemed like it...but actually around 8:00 am 
(and yes, I was still sleeping at 8:00 am on a SATURDAY)
 "Bumma there's a hummingbird in the house"
I'm thinking....."of course there is"
It is perfectly normal for hummingbirds to be in my house.
Wait a minute.......
THERE IS A HUMMINGBIRD IN MY HOUSE!
Poor Mr.Hummer.....he was terrified because 
Bumma is pretty scary looking  24/7  in the morning, and
 Mr.Hummer was screaming wildly in his native bird tongue:
" eek, eek, from 20 feet away she looks like she has a cozy nest on her head, from 2 feet away she looks like something that should be seen from 20 feet away."
If you are wondering how I know he was a Mr. Hummer and not a Miss/Mrs. Hummer,
its my blog post and since it is the closest thing to a male speciman to be near me in many years,
it is MR. HUMMER, and since we are such, close personal friends now,
I call him Mr. H.
Any questions?
Do you have a problem with that?
'Cause if "youse" do, I'm just sayin'.......
I'se been watching The Real Housewifes of NJ
and I think I could flip a table with
the best of them.
Anyhoo, blonde that I am, I was trying to get Mr. H to leave the same way he came in....
through.the.front.door.... Stop laughing...
No, really.....S.T.O.P. laughing.......
After what seemed like 20 minutes of trying to figure out how
to get Mr. H to fly through the house and back out the front door,
I got the brilliant idea  to take the screen off of the window that he was sitting next to, 
which goes directly into the back yard, and "shoo" him out that way.
I know. Most people would have figured that out
in the first 5 minutes  5 seconds...... but notice that I said "most people".
After the bird drama, I met up with 2 of my 3 sisters who had 
come down for our bi-decade sisters weekend. We have tried to have an annual sisters weekend,
but have only been able to manage about once every 3-4 years. And sadly, this
year my baby sister Melanie couldn't make it.  How we missed her; and I know Mr. H missed her as well!
  I hope we can ALL make it for the next bi-decade sisters (and their daughters) weekend.
 I know Mel would have been the FIRST
 one to run screaming out of the house to get help for poor Mr. H. 
She's that kind of sister. As the baby of the family, she survived many of her older sisters
FAMILY FRIENDLY FUN IDEAS
one of which was being put in a box
 and pushed down the stairs
 for a "fun" slide that broke her arm.
(Love ya Mel!)
But back to the point I was trying to make a few ramblings ago...
It simply wasn't as fun without you!
So................the sisters went to Samari 21 for
great food, and entertainment.
As if I hadn't had enough entertainment for the year.
The flaming volcano...
(can't wait to try this at home.....top chef is my middle name. choke, choke)
I don't know which was worse, the chef
throwing food, or the fact that it was
S.H.R.I.M.P.
or
the fact that it was shrimp and was heading directly towards my mouth....
HORRIFYING!!!
However, I wasn't able to catch it (wink, wink) and it ended up on the floor.
In my opinion, 
  FISH of ANY KIND
 belongs only in the water, and is not for human consumption. In a word...
I.C.K.
and now that you know how I REALLY feel
about fish of any kind,
we can move on.
(If fish is brain food...mine will be on a permanent fast) 
Briqelle opening her birthday present...
She couldn't believe it was a real camera.
She was so excited, that she got up early Saturday morning
and went outside to start taking pictures,
 leaving the front door open.....
and that is when the hummingbird
incident started.
Smile.....
Nicole, Jamie, Leesa, Gracie,Karen, and Bumma
with Elle in the stroller.
A fun sister's weekend, but we missed our
baby sister Melanie. and her daughter McKell. 
  
Ending with these words of wisdom, I say:
Spring in St. George
nothing better...
Summer in St. George
nothing worse...
110 degrees in the shade will be here in
less than 30 days.....
Maybe my humming bird friend will come fan me with his wings....

1 comment:

  1. Mom!

    Great post with a FANTASTIC story! The pictures of Mr. H made me laugh all over again, out loud! Next year for sisters weekend, you must give me the heads up so we can all attend! Miss all those cutie girls of ours:) Love you and thanks for making me smile!

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