Saturday, January 30, 2010

UROLOGY..CAN YOU HOLD?.... A LESSON IN "RELATIONS"

In the world of Urology
you meet some
VERY WIERD INTERESTING
people, with some very "odd different problems".
Example #1
A newly married couple comes in to the office.
It is the 1st marriage for both.
The interesting part? Both are virgins........
 in their 80's.
The odd different problem:  They need the doctor to explain how to
have "relations" so they can "have seed". ( I could NOT make this up)  
They have no idea (how to put this?....) how things function.
'Nuff said...
Example #2
Phone rings...................
 Woman on phone:  What are the chances of gettng pregnant
if a man gets "fixed" and how much does it cost?
Nurse:  You mean a vasectomy? It is considered a permanent procedure.
 Chances of a pregnacy after a vasecomy are 1 in 1000.
In fact, the only thing more successful in preventing a pregnancy is abstinence.
Woman on phone:  Ohhhh.......well how much does THAT cost?
Nurse:   CAN YOU HOLD PLEASE..
 Regains composure
(lets be honest here, she laughs hysterically.)
Nurse:  Thank you for holding....abstinence means that you don't have sex "relations"
Woman on phone:   silence

The interesting part?  Besides the vast medical knowledge you are gaining from this post?
 Right. Won't go there.

CONCLUSION:
Relations + Urology + Me =
23 years of  employment in this exciting, heart pumping, Uroworld.

No wonder I'm single.

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