UROLOGY..CAN YOU HOLD?.... A LESSON IN "RELATIONS"

In the world of Urology

you meet some

VERY WIERD INTERESTING

people, with some very "odd different problems".

Example #1

A newly married couple comes in to the office.

It is the 1st marriage for both.

The interesting part? Both are virgins........
 in their 80's.

The odd different problem:  They need the doctor to explain how to

have "relations" so they can "have seed". ( I could NOT make this up)  

They have no idea (how to put this?....) how things function.

'Nuff said...

Example #2

Phone rings...................

 Woman on phone:  What are the chances of gettng pregnant

if a man gets "fixed" and how much does it cost?

Nurse:  You mean a vasectomy? It is considered a permanent procedure.

 Chances of a pregnacy after a vasecomy are 1 in 1000.

In fact, the only thing more successful in preventing a pregnancy is abstinence.

Woman on phone:  Ohhhh.......well how much does THAT cost?

Nurse:   CAN YOU HOLD PLEASE..
 Regains composure
(lets be honest here, she laughs hysterically.)

Nurse:  Thank you for holding....abstinence means that you don't have sex "relations"

Woman on phone:   silence

The interesting part?  Besides the vast medical knowledge you are gaining from this post?
 Right. Won't go there.

CONCLUSION:
Relations + Urology + Me =

23 years of  employment in this exciting, heart pumping, Uroworld.

No wonder I'm single.