Sunday, January 4, 2009

YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM ST GEORGE IF...



1.You either Bled Blue in High school,Or you were rivals with those that did.
2. Being A Flyer, Warrior, or Panther...actually means something to you.
3. You know how to "properly" pronounce "Hurricane"
4. You remember "The Flood".
5. You've snuck onto Sunbrook, or one of the other golf courses at least once.
6. You've almost been killed by a snowbird who seriously should not be driving.
7. You've been to the Electric Theatre at least once in your life.
8. You know the defintion of a hot summer.
9. You know someone who was in High School Musical.
10. You've complained about the sucky mall we have.
11. You have suggested cruising the Boulevard on a friday night after a game.
12. You've never gone to a store without seeing at least one person you know.
13. You might just miss being able to get practically anywhere in 15-20 minutes.
14.At least one of the popular seniors you were friends with has been to jail already.
15. You know the personal lives of practically everyone. And unfortunately everyone knows yours.
16. You always see someone you know at Walmart.
17. Practically all your teachers were mormon.
18. Some were in your ward.
19. You remember First Night,... the first night.
20.You always find it kind of weird that people come from all over the world just to go see Zions.
21. Church Prayers always mention rain.
22. You have met at least 5 people in the last year on vacation staying in their Grandparents condo.
And come Summertime:
23. You find out that a seatbelt buckle makes a pretty nice branding iron.
24. You find out that you can get sunburned through your car window.
25. You burn your hand opening the car door.
26. The temperature drops below 95 and you put on a sweater.
27. Shade determines the best parking space, not distance.
28. When you step outside at 7:30 a.m., you break into a sweat.
29. You realize that it only takes two fingers to steer your car.
30. You feel genuinely sorry for the strangers driving with their car windows rolled down.
31. You feel sorry for yourself if the seats in your car are leather.

2 comments:

  1. I pulled your site back up to show Rob and surprise surprise there is another post, now I am really impressed! We were literally laughing out loud! 20 and 11 were our personal favorites!!!

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  2. I too was surprised to see a new posty post. However, I was a little disappointed because these st george funnies don't quite hit me like they used to...it is more snowballs and sliding through intersections that make me reminisce these days. Dang. Oh how I miss SG!!!

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